2018 Amish Women Calendar Available Despite Fierce Elder Resistance to “Shameful Pimping”
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An Amish Elder vote on Saturday made it official: the 2018 Amish Women Calendar will be available sometime next week, according to Elder Jacob Render of the local Amish group.
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2018 Amish Women Calendar
Show me what you got Nelly
My spread needs butter
Just as beautiful from behind
Amish women are like potato chips…you can’t only have one.
“I am so proud of what ORGASM means to women everywhere,” said Ms. Dutch, ORGASM’s president.
Amish women are known for their jovial, celebratory spirit
Modern Amish women will get wet in public
Every Sunday, Amish women bath most of their body with salt water.
Adorned in the latest garb, Amish women stroll the “sand track” to show potential suitors their feminine shapes
Amish love-making is now done mostly, if not entirely, naked
Amish Planning Next Year’s Calendar
“We’re already planning our next calendar,” Render said, “we really have some beauties, don’t we?”.
The Amish are already planning their next calendar
