Judge Upholds Female Firefighters’ Right to “Not Go Out in Public Looking Like This”
Ofelia Uppen-Downe "I can't go out in public looking like this" is a valid reason for a female firefighter to need additional time arriving onsite at a fire, court rules. The short…
Ofelia Uppen-Downe
Le Canine, Jan 2022: Existential Issue
Existential Issue: Are We Stuck in Here & Now Forever The short URL of the present article is: https://somekindofdiaper.com/ze3n
NASA’s $2.7B “Perseverance” Rover Finds “Totally Disgusting” Microbial Life on Mars
Bacteria Commonly Found in Public Bathrooms is First Extraterrestrial Life Found, Space Agency Admits NASA’s Mars rover cost $2.7B After spending “you don’t want to know how much” of tax-payers’…
Methamphetamine-Fed Trees May Remove Enough Atmospheric CO2 to Reverse Climate Change, Cartel Study Finds
A cartel-produced, peer-reviewed study published in this month’s Cartel Science Magazine found that trees fed a soluble methamphetamine based food source metabolized – and consequently eliminated from the atmosphere –…
Because you’re sophisticated, modern, and discerning.
Volume One – Le Canine Magazine for the Sophisticated, Modern Dog The short URL of the present article is: https://somekindofdiaper.com/tdvz
Whistleblower Alleges Government’s “UFO” Report Omits Inter-Galactic Sex Trafficking
Lizard alients are particularly horny, their sex toys use technology that makes them “fucking incredible” Aliens are here and the government has no intention of coming clean. That’s the claim…
Scientists Detect “Extremely Loud and Offensive” Radio Signal From Nearby Star; Send Even More Offensive Message Back
A team known as “The Breakthrough Listen Astronomers” discovered a radio signal emanating from the direction of Proxima Centauri, the closest star to our sun, just 4.2 light-years away and…
As Hospital Beds Run Low, Speculation of AirBnB Solution Leaks
As the pandemic hits record numbers all over the US, hospitals have sounded the alarms, warning politicians and the public that, unless preventative measures are put into place immediately, hospital…