Lottery Winner Inspires Others, “If I Can Beat the Odds, Anyone Can!”
Ofelia Uppen-Downe She was just a farmer's daughter with an 8th grade education. "Everyone told me I was going nowhere...look how wrong they were," she said.
Ofelia Uppen-Downe
New NASA Study Decodes God’s Mysterious Ways, Explains Why Some Children Die of Cancer
God no longer works in mysterious ways. After pouring over decades of data on subjects such as child mortality, automobile fatalities, freak accidents, and more, NASA researchers say they have…
Statistician Charles Murray’s Data Remains Racist Despite Protests
For 25 years, “The Bell Curve” author Charles Murray has repeatedly presented the same racist and sexist data sets to the public, his critics say. “Here we have another old…
Four Surprising Things You Don’t Know About Teen Jesus
Four surprising things most people don't know about Jesus as a teenager.
Japanese Firms Discover Competitive Edge: Require Men Masturbate Before Work
Companies Reporting Revenue Increases Up to 20%, 90% Fewer Sexual Harassment Cases
WD-40 to Make Feminine Lubrication for Elderly “Most Difficult Cases”
116 year-old Ma-Huang accepted WD-40's "What's Left of Your Life-Time Supply Award" to promote the latest new application for WD-40: feminine dryness.
Dyslexic Man Found Not Guilty of Date Rape, Citing “No Means On”
After deliberating for 12 minutes, the jury in Seattle, WA returned a no guilty verdict. “We are happy to see society take a step forward understanding the challenges that dyslexic…
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