New Police Sunglasses Causing Problems in White Neighborhoods
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Seattle Ex-Heroin Addict Says Kicking Favorite Donuts “Twice as Tough”
It started with Lemon Poppy Seed Donuts When he was desperate for a heroin fix, “Jacob” (not real name) would go to Seattle’s Mighty O Donuts to lesson withdrawal by…
Seattle Nurse Laments She Caused Another Dying 14 Year Old Boy’s Wish to Not Die a Virgin
“It’s so cute how he sexually harasses me,” Nurse Carmella Marquez, a Capitol Hill resident, told our photographer as our news crew showed up to interview everyone involved in this…
Capitol Hill “Street Throne” Appears Again at Summit & Olive Triggering Customary Performance Art
Street Throne Appears Again The infamous and mysterious “Capitol Hill Street Throne” appeared again this week at the top of another Capitol Hill incline, triggering locals to participate in a…
Anchor Not Pretty Enough for Roger Ailes to Harass is Leaving Fox
"I don't want to be sexually harassed, but I want men to want to sexually harass me,"
No Survivors After Legendary SF Gay Cruise Ship Sinks After Making “Histrionic” and “Incoherent” Mayday Call
Tragedy ignites ABBA ban controversy in gay clubs
Mild & Extreme Christian Terrorist Groups Compete for Media Attention with Planned Parenthood Attacks
With a long and glorious tradition of terror in the US, the many Extreme Christian Terrorist groups (such as the Army of God) are able to boast more US terrorist…
Police Exceed African American Hiring Quotas With Unexpected Canine Training Jobs
Police departments nationwide over-delivered on Obama's equal opportunity hiring quota with thousands of new jobs unexpectedly in canine divisions.