Dyslexic Man Found Not Guilty of Date Rape, Citing “No Means On”
After deliberating for 12 minutes, the jury in Seattle, WA returned a no guilty verdict. “We are happy to see…
Author: Ofelia Uppen-Downe
Hackers Deface Christian Billboards in Bible Country
Police are investigating the hacking of Christian billboards along I-5 that caused several cars to go off the road. Police…
New Police Sunglasses Causing Problems in White Neighborhoods
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Seattle Ex-Heroin Addict Says Kicking Favorite Donuts “Twice as Tough”
It started with Lemon Poppy Seed Donuts When he was desperate for a heroin fix, “Jacob” (not real name) would…
‘Make a Wish Foundation’ Blames Seattle Nurse For Causing ‘Yet Another’ Boy’s Wish to ‘Not Die a Virgin’
“It’s so cute how he sexually harasses me,” Nurse Carmella Marquez, a Capitol Hill resident, told our photographer as our…
Capitol Hill “Street Throne” Appears Again at Summit & Olive Triggering Customary Performance Art
Street Throne Appears Again The infamous and mysterious “Capitol Hill Street Throne” appeared again this week at the top of…
Anchor Not Pretty Enough for Roger Ailes to Harass is Leaving Fox
“I don’t want to be sexually harassed, but I want men to want to sexually harass me,”
No Survivors After Legendary SF Gay Cruise Ship Sinks After Making “Histrionic” and “Incoherent” Mayday Call
Tragedy ignites ABBA ban controversy in gay clubs