Tragedy ignites ABBA ban controversy in gay clubs
Author: Ofelia Uppen-Downe
Mild & Extreme Christian Terrorist Groups Compete for Media Attention with Planned Parenthood Attacks
With a long and glorious tradition of terror in the US, the many Extreme Christian Terrorist groups (such as the Army of God) are able […]
Police Exceed African American Hiring Quotas With Unexpected Canine Training Jobs
Police departments nationwide over-delivered on the equal opportunity hiring quota with thousands of new jobs unexpectedly in canine divisions.
Dog Park Water Bowl Spiked with Viagra Yet Again; Police Press Conference a Viral Hit
With no leads and a very full room of journalists, police officials held a press conference yesterday to warn whoever has been spiking public dog water […]
Seychelles Lisp Recidivism Association Phone Fund-Raiser a Flop
Volunteers for Seychelles Lisp Recidivism Association (SLRA) held their first Subsistence Fund-Raiser last week as a last effort to keep the small non-profit operating. SLRA […]
Black Man with Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome Ejaculates 12 Times During Rough Police Beating
Luther Kennedy, a 48 year old black man living in Corpus Christi, became another expense for tax-payers when he suffered 12 orgasms while being beaten and choke-holded by police officers during a routine traffic stop yesterday.
NASA Celebrates Exciting Discovery of Female Employee Worthy of Male Salary
NASA took its first giant step forward for “womankind” by announcing it had finally found a female employee qualified for male compensation.
Kim Davis Caption Contest (Deadline Aug 1)
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