Article Shorts – Some Kind of Diaper

WD-40 to Make Feminine Lubrication for Elderly “Most Difficult Cases”

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Sat, 25 Feb 2017 21:45:37 +0000

116 year-old Ma-Huang accepted WD-40's "What's Left of Your Life-Time Supply Award" to promote the latest new application for WD-40: feminine dryness.

Capitol Hill “Street Throne” Appears Again at Summit & Olive Triggering Customary Performance Art

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Thu, 15 Sep 2016 18:08:11 +0000

Street Throne Appears Again The infamous and mysterious “Capitol Hill Street Throne” appeared again this week at the top of another Capitol Hill incline, triggering […]

Dog Park Water Bowl Spiked with Viagra Yet Again; Police Press Conference a Viral Hit

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Thu, 08 Sep 2016 00:06:29 +0000

With no leads and a very full room of journalists, police officials held a press conference yesterday to warn whoever has been spiking public dog water […]

Seychelles Lisp Recidivism Association Phone Fund-Raiser a Flop

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Wed, 07 Sep 2016 18:49:03 +0000

Volunteers for Seychelles Lisp Recidivism Association (SLRA) held their first Subsistence Fund-Raiser last week as a last effort to keep the small non-profit operating. SLRA […]

NASA Celebrates Exciting Discovery of Female Employee Worthy of Male Salary

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Wed, 07 Sep 2016 05:23:53 +0000

NASA took its first giant step forward for "womankind" by announcing it had finally found a female employee qualified for male compensation.