Drugs – Some Kind of Diaper https://somekindofdiaper.com news coverage is just sh*t without the Diaper Tue, 14 Jan 2025 22:10:34 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 https://somekindofdiaper.com/wp-content/uploads//2021/04/cropped-SKOD-512-×-512px2-32x32.png Drugs – Some Kind of Diaper https://somekindofdiaper.com 32 32 China & US Seek MDMA-Assisted Therapy to Rekindle Relationship, Overcome Differences https://somekindofdiaper.com/china-us-seek-mdma-assisted-therapy-to-rekindle-relationship-overcome-differences/ Mon, 13 Jan 2025 18:02:54 +0000 https://somekindofdiaper.com/?p=3557 Sitting on opposite beanbags, China and the US avoided eye contact, arms crossed, until the first wave of MDMA hit. “Oh wow,” the US said suddenly...

]]> Rudolph’s “Glowing Nose” Exposed as Chronic Nosebleed from Cocaine Addiction: 38 Toots a Day Just to Lead the Pack https://somekindofdiaper.com/rudolphs-glowing-nose-exposed-as-chronic-nosebleed-from-cocaine-addiction-38-toots-a-day-just-to-lead-the-pack/ Wed, 25 Dec 2024 15:34:12 +0000 https://somekindofdiaper.com/?p=3108 Rudolph's "shiny red nose" wasn't magic—it was a chronic nosebleed from years of cocaine abuse. As the fallout from Santa's death continues, the truth about the reindeer team’s dark addiction-fueled history is coming to light. Rehab stalls, bloody snow, and 38 toots a day—this Christmas is far from jolly.

]]> Santa Found Dead in Fentanyl-Laced Cookie Incident: Cartels Clash Over Who Will Be the Next “Saint of Smuggling” https://somekindofdiaper.com/santa-found-dead-in-fentanyl-laced-cookie-incident-cartels-clash-over-who-will-be-the-next-saint-of-smuggling/ Wed, 25 Dec 2024 15:32:45 +0000 https://somekindofdiaper.com/?p=3100 Santa Claus is dead, and so is the Christmas magic. Authorities claim fentanyl-laced cookies were to blame, but insiders now reveal Santa's true legacy: a smuggling empire disguised as holiday cheer. With rival cartels fighting to install their own "Saint Nick," Christmas might never be the same.

]]> Methamphetamine-Fed Trees May Remove Enough Atmospheric CO2 to Reverse Climate Change, Cartel Study Finds https://somekindofdiaper.com/methamphetamine-fed-trees-may-remove-enough-atmospheric-co2-to-reverse-climate-change-cartel-study-finds/ Sun, 07 Nov 2021 17:40:07 +0000 https://somekindofdiaper.com/?p=2562 A cartel-produced, peer-reviewed study published in this month’s Cartel Science Magazine found that trees fed a soluble methamphetamine based food source metabolized – and consequently […]

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]]> https://somekindofdiaper.com/wd-40-to-make-feminine-lubrication-for-elderly-most-difficult-cases/feed/ 0 Seattle Ex-Heroin Addict Says Kicking Favorite Donuts “Twice as Tough” https://somekindofdiaper.com/how-is-a-seattle-donut-shop-getting-heroin-addicts-more-addicted-to-donuts/ https://somekindofdiaper.com/how-is-a-seattle-donut-shop-getting-heroin-addicts-more-addicted-to-donuts/#respond Mon, 19 Sep 2016 21:43:58 +0000 http://www.somekindofdiaper.com/?p=890 It started with Lemon Poppy Seed Donuts When he was desperate for a heroin fix, “Jacob” (not real name) would go to Seattle’s Mighty O […]

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