Equality – Some Kind of Diaper

“Gulf of America” Renamed “Gulf of Native America” by National Congress of American Indians

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Wed, 19 Feb 2025 20:24:16 +0000

America renamed it once. Native tribes rename it back. Welcome to the Gulf of Native America.

Unearthed Scrolls Reveal Mother Mary Wanted a Girl; Furious Only Boys Chosen for History’s Brutal, Public Crucifixions

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Fri, 10 Jan 2025 19:34:54 +0000

Mary believed girls were equally capable of screaming in agony during a horric, bloody crucifixion, and would dress more fashionally for such an important historic event.

Association of Black Women Entrepreneurs Inspires Aspiring White Men to Form Their Own Alliance

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Mon, 06 Jan 2025 02:03:30 +0000

A group has announced they are the first association of white male entrepreneurs ever formed in the country, crediting the Association of Black Women Entrepreneurs for their inspiration.

Le Canine, Jan 2022: Existential Issue

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Thu, 06 Jan 2022 03:33:31 +0000

Existential Issue: Are We Stuck in Here & Now Forever

Women Fight For More Pay. Men Fight Back.

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Sun, 07 Jul 2019 03:08:31 +0000

Last Friday the federal government announced the gender pay gap hit 1.5%, the smallest pay difference between men and women since 1899, the year records […]

Judge Orders Spelling Bee Use Urban Dictionary Words; White Students Eliminated in Qualifying Rounds “Just Like Track & Field” Laments Tucker Carlson

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Mon, 10 Dec 2018 03:05:17 +0000

Affirmative Action Quotas No Longer in Doubt After decades of “whitespeak” (Anglo-centric linguistics), the Scripps National Spelling Bee was forced by a federal […]

OSHA “Horrified” Bulletproof Vest Being Tested on Workers Without Ear Protection

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Wed, 21 Feb 2018 12:11:22 +0000

Vests being tested with ear protection only worn by management. OSHA was “shocked and horrified” to learn of quality control workers at bullet-proof vest manufacturers […]

Chippendales Dancers Accuse Ellen DeGeneres of Sexual Improprieties

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Tue, 21 Nov 2017 23:36:38 +0000

Dancers say they have been objectified, degraded, and forced to do things to women of power

In Epic Wave of Brevity, Sexually Desirable Women Call Out Harassers

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Mon, 13 Nov 2017 07:32:41 +0000

In response, men say they have turned their attention to less attractive and more willing women

Black Man Abducted & Beaten by Aliens. Local Police “In Awe” of Sophisticated Alien Beating

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Sun, 02 Jul 2017 06:57:49 +0000

Jim Davis, a 38 year old black man from Albany, NY was allegedly abducted and beaten by aliens sometime early Saturday morning. The aliens beat […]