Public Floods Police with “River” of Alibis for Sexy Killer
Ofelia Uppen-Downe Report you alibi here! Sightings of the dashing suspect are reported from San Diego to Boston… Alibis Pouring In… All over the country, people are reporting alleged November 30, 2024…
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Millions of New Yorkers Dress as Healthcare CEO’s Killer, Flood Tip Line With Reports of… Each Other
Some decoys actually resembled the real suspect. Anyone who read the tens of thousands of comments under each and every news article about the manhunt for UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson’s…
Dyslexic Man Found Not Guilty of Date Rape, Citing “No Means On”
After deliberating for 12 minutes, the jury in Seattle, WA returned a no guilty verdict. “We are happy to see society take a step forward understanding the challenges that dyslexic…
Black Man with Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome Ejaculates 12 Times During Rough Police Beating
Luther Kennedy, a 48 year old black man living in Corpus Christi, became another expense for tax-payers when he suffered 12 orgasms while being beaten and choke-holded by police officers…