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Local Man Hailed as ‘Almost a Hero’ After Half-Assed Effort Thwarting a Thief

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Sun, 12 Jan 2025 16:10:50 +0000

Local resident Derek Harmon was officially recognized as “Almost a Hero” after making almost enough of an effort to catch a purse snatcher.

Judge Upholds Female Firefighters’ Right to “Not Go Out in Public Looking Like This”

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Thu, 03 Feb 2022 23:46:40 +0000

"I can't go out in public looking like this" is a valid reason for a female firefighter to need additional time arriving onsite at a fire, court rules.

Lottery Winner Inspires Others, “If I Can Beat the Odds, Anyone Can!”

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Wed, 14 Jun 2017 00:16:55 +0000

She was just a farmer's daughter with an 8th grade education. "Everyone told me I was going nowhere...look how wrong they were," she said.

Hackers Deface Christian Billboards in Bible Country

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Sat, 08 Oct 2016 14:36:07 +0000

Police are investigating the hacking of Christian billboards along I-5 that caused several cars to go off the road. Police have asked anyone with tips […]

Seattle Ex-Heroin Addict Says Kicking Favorite Donuts “Twice as Tough”

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Mon, 19 Sep 2016 21:43:58 +0000

It started with Lemon Poppy Seed Donuts When he was desperate for a heroin fix, “Jacob” (not real name) would go to Seattle’s Mighty O […]

‘Make a Wish Foundation’ Blames Seattle Nurse For Causing ‘Yet Another’ Boy’s Wish to ‘Not Die a Virgin’

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Sat, 17 Sep 2016 04:21:47 +0000

“It’s so cute how he sexually harasses me,” Nurse Carmella Marquez, a Capitol Hill resident, told our photographer as our news crew showed up to […]

Capitol Hill “Street Throne” Appears Again at Summit & Olive Triggering Customary Performance Art

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Thu, 15 Sep 2016 18:08:11 +0000

Street Throne Appears Again The infamous and mysterious “Capitol Hill Street Throne” appeared again this week at the top of another Capitol Hill incline, triggering […]