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Loud Country Music Forces Hotel Guest to Go Ballistic
It began with a few hotel guests calling the lobby to complain about loud country music and ended in a bloody massacre with at least fifty dead and more than 500 wounded. “Unfortunately, it took automated weapons and fifty lives to put an end to the intolerable country music,” said […]
Black Man Abducted & Beaten by Aliens. Local Police “In Awe” of Sophisticated Alien Beating
Jim Davis, a 38 year old black man from Albany, NY was allegedly abducted and beaten by aliens sometime early Saturday morning. The aliens beat Mr. Davis with highly sophisticated techniques that have local police “in awe” and crime reviewers swooning. According to a police report filed the next day, […]
Lottery Winner Inspires Others, “If I Can Beat the Odds, Anyone Can!”
She was just a farmer’s daughter with an 8th grade education. “Everyone told me I was going nowhere…look how wrong they were,” she said.
New NASA Study Decodes God’s Mysterious Ways, Explains Why Some Children Die of Cancer
God no longer works in mysterious ways. After pouring over decades of data on subjects such as child mortality, automobile fatalities, freak accidents, and more, NASA researchers say they have decoded God’s mysterious ways and can explain why some children die horrible, painful deaths.