WD-40 to Make Feminine Lubrication for Elderly “Most Difficult Cases”
Ofelia Uppen-Downe 116 year-old Ma-Huang accepted WD-40's "What's Left of Your Life-Time Supply Award" to promote the latest new application for WD-40: feminine dryness.
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Police departments nationwide over-delivered on Obama's equal opportunity hiring quota with thousands of new jobs unexpectedly in canine divisions.
Dog Park Water Bowl Spiked with Viagra Yet Again; Police Press Conference a Viral Hit
With no leads and a very full room of journalists, police officials held a press conference yesterday to warn whoever has been spiking public dog water bowls (e.g. dog parks)…
Black Man with Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome Ejaculates 12 Times During Rough Police Beating
Luther Kennedy, a 48 year old black man living in Corpus Christi, became another expense for tax-payers when he suffered 12 orgasms while being beaten and choke-holded by police officers…