Police Exceed African American Hiring Quotas With Unexpected Canine Training Jobs
Ofelia Uppen-Downe Police departments nationwide over-delivered on Obama's equal opportunity hiring quota with thousands of new jobs unexpectedly in canine divisions.
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Dog Park Water Bowl Spiked with Viagra Yet Again; Police Press Conference a Viral Hit
With no leads and a very full room of journalists, police officials held a press conference yesterday to warn whoever has been spiking public dog water bowls (e.g. dog parks)…
Black Man with Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome Ejaculates 12 Times During Rough Police Beating
Luther Kennedy, a 48 year old black man living in Corpus Christi, became another expense for tax-payers when he suffered 12 orgasms while being beaten and choke-holded by police officers…
NASA Celebrates Exciting Discovery of Female Employee Worthy of Male Salary
NASA took its first giant step forward for "womankind" by announcing it had finally found a female employee qualified for male compensation.
Controversial Evidence Rosa Parks was Menstruating, Not Protesting to be Tampax® Commercial
Long considered "the mother of the freedom movement" for her refusal to give up her seat in the "colored section" of a bus to a white passenger, Rosa Parks may…