FBI Says New Jersey Drones Sent By Aliens Looking for “Where that Goddamned Smell Comes From”
Ofelia Uppen-Downe What could drones find so interesting about New Jersey? The public and officials try to solve the mystery.
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Hitler’s Ghost ‘Gobsmacked’ by Trump’s Admiration, Say Hundreds of Psychics
Hitler’s Ghost Was Adorable: Giggling, Blushing Like a Schoolgirl Meeting Her First Crush In an unexpected twist from beyond the grave, hundreds of psychics worldwide reported this week that Adolf…
NASA’s $2.7B “Perseverance” Rover Only Finds Building Blocks For “Unexciting and Disgusting” Microbial Life on Mars
Public Bathrooms Could Have Offered Far More Microbial Diversity For $5 of Lab Supplies, Space Agency Admits NASA’s Mars rover cost $2.7B After spending “you don’t want to know how…
Trump Successful Bringing Hard Labor Jobs Back to US for Mexican Workers
Fulfilling his campaign promise to bring jobs back to the US, president Donald Trump declared today success. “Thanks to me alone, I brought those factory jobs too difficult for reasonable…
Women Fight For More Pay. Men Fight Back.
Last Friday the federal government announced the gender pay gap hit 1.5%, the smallest pay difference between men and women since 1899, the year records started being kept. “We’ve been…