Religion – Some Kind of Diaper

God’s Approval Rating Hits Lowest in 1200 Years; Humanity Suspects Infidelity With a Younger, More Attractive Galaxy

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Fri, 24 Jan 2025 05:35:06 +0000

With God’s approval rating tanking to a record-low 36%, humanity is reeling from what many are calling “a toxic, one-sided relationship.” Disillusioned believers are accusing the Almighty of emotionally ghosting Earth to focus on “some newer, shinier galaxy.”

Quantum Computer Decodes God’s Mysterious Ways, Explains Why Some Children Die Painful, Horrific Deaths

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Fri, 24 Jan 2025 05:25:27 +0000

God no longer works in mysterious ways...Nasa scientists used a quantum computer to find for patterns in the extreme catastrophes throughout human history.

Unearthed Scrolls Reveal Mother Mary Wanted a Girl; Furious Only Boys Chosen for History’s Brutal, Public Crucifixions

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Fri, 10 Jan 2025 19:34:54 +0000

Mary believed girls were equally capable of screaming in agony during a horric, bloody crucifixion, and would dress more fashionally for such an important historic event.

Alabama Senator’s Adorable Outfit Came With Matching Pistol

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Mon, 20 Nov 2017 05:46:46 +0000

Roy Moore: Alabama Senator and Fashion Trend-Setter Call him a pervert, pedophile, creep, or whatever else you want to sling at him and you’ll be […]

Poll: Should Aliens be Allowed into Heaven?

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Wed, 11 Oct 2017 07:48:10 +0000

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Lottery Winner Inspires Others, “If I Can Beat the Odds, Anyone Can!”

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Wed, 14 Jun 2017 00:16:55 +0000

She was just a farmer's daughter with an 8th grade education. "Everyone told me I was going nowhere...look how wrong they were," she said.

Quantum Computer Decodes God’s Mysterious Ways, Predicts Which Children Will Die Horrific Deaths

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Sun, 04 Jun 2017 03:53:28 +0000

NASA scientists fed a quantum computer "the entire historic health and cause of death records" for humanity. The computer found patterns that enable it to predict which kids will die next, NASA said.

Four Surprising Things You Don’t Know About Teen Jesus

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Sun, 02 Apr 2017 10:31:11 +0000

Four surprising things most people don't know about Jesus as a teenager.

Hackers Deface Christian Billboards in Bible Country

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Sat, 08 Oct 2016 14:36:07 +0000

Police are investigating the hacking of Christian billboards along I-5 that caused several cars to go off the road. Police have asked anyone with tips […]

Mild & Extreme Christian Terrorist Groups Compete for Media Attention with Planned Parenthood Attacks

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Thu, 08 Sep 2016 03:16:21 +0000

With a long and glorious tradition of terror in the US, the many Extreme Christian Terrorist groups (such as the Army of God) are able […]