FBI Says New Jersey Drones Sent By Aliens Looking for “Where that Goddamned Smell Comes From”
Ofelia Uppen-Downe What could drones find so interesting about New Jersey? The public and officials try to solve the mystery.
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NASA’s $2.7B “Perseverance” Rover Only Finds Building Blocks For “Unexciting and Disgusting” Microbial Life on Mars
Public Bathrooms Could Have Offered Far More Microbial Diversity For $5 of Lab Supplies, Space Agency Admits NASA’s Mars rover cost $2.7B After spending “you don’t want to know how…
Whistleblower Alleges Government’s “UFO” Report Omits Inter-Galactic Sex Trafficking
Lizard alients are particularly horny, their sex toys use technology that makes them “fucking incredible” Aliens are here and the government has no intention of coming clean. That’s the claim…
Scientists Detect “Extremely Loud and Offensive” Radio Signal From Nearby Star; Send Even More Offensive Message Back
A team known as “The Breakthrough Listen Astronomers” discovered a radio signal emanating from the direction of Proxima Centauri, the closest star to our sun, just 4.2 light-years away and…
Forget Riding For Dollars, Fund Raisers Hit Big With Porn-Style Money-Shots-For-Mom Dollars
This new makeup has redefined what we thought was possible in a money shot....we call it "money nuclear".