Science & Technology – Some Kind of Diaper

Quantum Computer Decodes God’s Mysterious Ways, Explains Why Some Children Die Painful, Horrific Deaths

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Fri, 24 Jan 2025 05:25:27 +0000

God no longer works in mysterious ways...Nasa scientists used a quantum computer to find for patterns in the extreme catastrophes throughout human history.

AI Breakthrough: ChatGPT to Get Artificial Libido, Researchers Eye Artificial Temper Next

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Sun, 12 Jan 2025 14:30:40 +0000

Scientists at OpenAI have announced that ChatGPT will soon have an artificial libido, claiming it will bring a "human-like enthusiasm" to conversations.

Study Determines What Girls Mean Whey They Say They Just Want to Have “Fun”

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Fri, 03 Jan 2025 06:10:11 +0000

A University of Utah study sent shockwaves through the local Mormon community shortly after its publication.

Whistleblower Alleges Military Has Alien Sex Toys Millions of Years More Advanced Than Ours & Public Has a Right to Play With Them Too

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Wed, 01 Jan 2025 02:25:41 +0000

David Grusch testified to Congress for a third time about a massive government UAP cover-up that includes sex toys so advanced they operate on physics we haven't even discovered.

FBI Says New Jersey Drones Sent By Aliens Looking for “Where that Goddamned Smell Comes From”

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Thu, 12 Dec 2024 06:29:59 +0000

What could drones find so interesting about New Jersey? The public and officials try to solve the mystery.

NASA’s $2.7B “Perseverance” Rover Finds “Totally Disgusting” Microbial Life on Mars

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Sat, 18 Dec 2021 12:40:01 +0000

Bacteria Commonly Found in Public Bathrooms is First Extraterrestrial Life Found, Space Agency Admits NASA’s Mars rover cost $2.7B After spending “you don’t want to […]

Whistleblower Alleges Government’s “UFO” Report Omits Inter-Galactic Sex Trafficking

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Tue, 06 Apr 2021 04:26:43 +0000

Lizard alients are particularly horny, their sex toys use technology that makes them “fucking incredible” Aliens are here and the government has no intention of […]

Scientists Detect “Extremely Loud and Offensive” Radio Signal From Nearby Star; Send Even More Offensive Message Back

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Sun, 04 Apr 2021 16:02:06 +0000

A team known as “The Breakthrough Listen Astronomers” discovered a radio signal emanating from the direction of Proxima Centauri, the closest star to our sun, […]

Forget Riding For Dollars, Fund Raisers Hit Big With Porn-Style Money-Shots-For-Mom Dollars

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Sat, 28 Sep 2019 20:49:17 +0000

Grandma Vs. Technology: Photo & Caption Contest

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Tue, 03 Sep 2019 08:33:53 +0000

Do you have photos of the elderly struggling or misusing technology? Or do you just want to submit a funny caption on other people’s photos? […]