116 year-old Ma-Huang accepted WD-40’s “What’s Left of Your Life-Time Supply Award” to promote the latest new application for WD-40: feminine dryness.
Dyslexic Man Found Not Guilty of Date Rape, Citing “No Means On”
After deliberating for 12 minutes, the jury in Seattle, WA returned a no guilty verdict. “We are happy to see society take a step forward understanding the challenges that dyslexic people face in ordinary, day to day situations,” the man’s lawyer said. When asked for comment, the “victim” said, “Jesus […]
Hackers Deface Christian Billboards in Bible Country
Police are investigating the hacking of Christian billboards along I-5 that caused several cars to go off the road. Police have asked anyone with tips to come forward.
New Police Sunglasses Causing Problems in White Neighborhoods
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Seattle Ex-Heroin Addict Says Kicking Favorite Donuts “Twice as Tough”
It started with Lemon Poppy Seed Donuts When he was desperate for a heroin fix, “Jacob” (not real name) would go to Seattle’s Mighty O Donuts to lesson withdrawal by consuming six or more lemon poppy donuts for the tiny amount of morphine sometimes present in poppy seed residue. “I […]