aliens – Some Kind of Diaper

Whistleblower Alleges Military Has Alien Sex Toys Millions of Years More Advanced Than Ours & Public Has a Right to Play With Them Too

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Wed, 01 Jan 2025 02:25:41 +0000

David Grusch testified to Congress for a third time about a massive government UAP cover-up that includes sex toys so advanced they operate on physics we haven't even discovered.

FBI Says New Jersey Drones Sent By Aliens Looking for “Where that Goddamned Smell Comes From”

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Thu, 12 Dec 2024 06:29:59 +0000

What could drones find so interesting about New Jersey? The public and officials try to solve the mystery.

Whistleblower Alleges Government’s “UFO” Report Omits Inter-Galactic Sex Trafficking

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Tue, 06 Apr 2021 04:26:43 +0000

Lizard alients are particularly horny, their sex toys use technology that makes them “fucking incredible” Aliens are here and the government has no intention of […]

Scientists Detect “Extremely Loud and Offensive” Radio Signal From Nearby Star; Send Even More Offensive Message Back

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Sun, 04 Apr 2021 16:02:06 +0000

A team known as “The Breakthrough Listen Astronomers” discovered a radio signal emanating from the direction of Proxima Centauri, the closest star to our sun, […]

Poll: Should Aliens be Allowed into Heaven?

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Wed, 11 Oct 2017 07:48:10 +0000

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Black Man Abducted & Beaten by Aliens. Local Police “In Awe” of Sophisticated Alien Beating

Ofelia Uppen-Downe — Sun, 02 Jul 2017 06:57:49 +0000

Jim Davis, a 38 year old black man from Albany, NY was allegedly abducted and beaten by aliens sometime early Saturday morning. The aliens beat […]