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		<title>Santa Found Dead in Fentanyl-Laced Cookie Incident: Cartels Clash Over Who Will Be the Next &#8220;Saint of Smuggling&#8221;</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Santa Claus is dead, and so is the Christmas magic. Authorities claim fentanyl-laced cookies were to blame, but insiders now reveal Santa's true legacy: a smuggling empire disguised as holiday cheer. With rival cartels fighting to install their own "Saint Nick," Christmas might never be the same.</p>
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