‘Almost a Hero’ Awards
Because it’s time to recognize ‘almost’ heroic For Demonstrating Sufficient Interest in Doing the Right Thing, But Not Enough to Be Heroic Heroes are often brave, stoic, noble characters who…
Ofelia Uppen-Downe Terminal Illness Restores Spark as Couple Realize This Could Be Their Last Argument
In a heartwarming twist on tragedy, local couple Mark and Susan Jacobs have found new life in their marriage, sparked by what could very well be their final argument. The…
Supreme Court Weighs TikTok Ban, Intellectuals Decry Loss of ‘Humanity’s Great Digital Renaissance’
The US blocks TikTok to protect its most precious intellectual assets... The short URL of the present article is: https://somekindofdiaper.com/0j1h
China & US Seek MDMA-Assisted Therapy to Rekindle Relationship, Overcome Differences
Sitting on opposite beanbags, China and the US avoided eye contact, arms crossed, until the first wave of MDMA hit. “Oh wow,” the US said suddenly... The short URL of…
Local Man Hailed as ‘Almost a Hero’ After Half-Assed Effort Thwarting a Thief
Local resident Derek Harmon was officially recognized as “Almost a Hero” after making almost enough of an effort to catch a purse snatcher. The short URL of the present article…
AI Breakthrough: ChatGPT to Get Artificial Libido, Researchers Eye Artificial Temper Next
Scientists at OpenAI have announced that ChatGPT will soon have an artificial libido, claiming it will bring a "human-like enthusiasm" to conversations. The short URL of the present article is:…
Man Briefly Hailed as Hero
Local man Greg Larson was a hero for a few minutes before he opened his mouth and killed the vibe. The short URL of the present article is: https://somekindofdiaper.com/ooxp
Trump Prompts ChatGPT For Full List Of Sex Crimes Covered By Presidential Immunity
Typing the word "HYPOTHETICALLY" 247 in all caps, Donald Trump turned to ChatGPT this week to clarify whether presidential immunity covers “misunderstood hugs” and other hypothetical sex crimes. The short…