“I don’t want to be sexually harassed, but I want men to want to sexually harass me,”
No Survivors After Legendary SF Gay Cruise Ship Sinks After Making “Histrionic” and “Incoherent” Mayday Call
Tragedy ignites ABBA ban controversy in gay clubs
Mild & Extreme Christian Terrorist Groups Compete for Media Attention with Planned Parenthood Attacks
With a long and glorious tradition of terror in the US, the many Extreme Christian Terrorist groups (such as the Army of God) are able to boast more US terrorist killings than any other group in the world, aside from September 11, 2001. But now they are getting a run […]
Police Exceed African American Hiring Quotas With Unexpected Canine Training Jobs
Police departments nationwide over-delivered on Obama’s equal opportunity hiring quota with thousands of new jobs unexpectedly in canine divisions.
Dog Park Water Bowl Spiked with Viagra Yet Again; Police Press Conference a Viral Hit
With no leads and a very full room of journalists, police officials held a press conference yesterday to warn whoever has been spiking public dog water bowls (e.g. dog parks) with Viagra that “we are putting all of our resources into this investigation.” The department, once again, presented crime photos to “connect the sick […]