Volunteers for Seychelles Lisp Recidivism Association (SLRA) held their first Subsistence Fund-Raiser last week as a last effort to keep the small non-profit operating. SLRA has been struggling after losing its 501(c) status after they had a clerical mix-up that changed their status from 501(c) to 501(t), a license to […]
Black Man with Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome Ejaculates 12 Times During Rough Police Beating
Luther Kennedy, a 48 year old black man living in Corpus Christi, became another expense for tax-payers when he suffered 12 orgasms while being beaten and choke-holded by police officers during a routine traffic stop yesterday.
NASA Celebrates Exciting Discovery of Female Employee Worthy of Male Salary
NASA took its first giant step forward for “womankind” by announcing it had finally found a female employee qualified for male compensation.
Kim Davis Caption Contest (Deadline Aug 1)
Submit entry in comments – registration required If you don’t see a comments box, you need to register or login. Submit to to 100 entries per person Deadline Aug 1, three winners announced Aug 5 Yes, prizes for winners. This is our first contest; we’ll announce what the prizes are […]
Controversial Evidence Rosa Parks was Menstruating, Not Protesting to be Tampax® Commercial
Long considered “the mother of the freedom movement” for her refusal to give up her seat in the “colored section” of a bus to a white passenger, Rosa Parks may not have been battling not racism, but acute menstruation, researchers at Troy University announced earlier this year.