Because it's time to recognize 'almost' heroic
For Demonstrating Sufficient Interest in Doing the Right Thing, But Not Enough to Be Heroic
Heroes are often brave, stoic, noble characters who put themselves in danger for a greater good.
It’s the ‘almost’ heroic events that we find more interesting. The gap between true heroism and the half-assed attempt at doing the right thing.
We will be covering these news stories like only a Diaper can…
Local Man Hailed as ‘Almost a Hero’ After Half-Assed Effort Thwarting a Thief
Des Moines, IA—In what has been described as both a commendable and somewhat half-hearted effort, local resident Derek Harmon was officially recognized as “Almost a Hero” after falling just short of the newly inflation-adjusted standards for heroism. The incident, which occurred outside a bustling coffee shop, has sparked
Man Briefly Hailed as Hero
Peoria, IL—For almost a full minute, local man Greg Larson basked in the glory of heroism on Saturday after catching a toddler who fell from a second-story balcony at Willow Creek Galleria. But the glow of admiration faded quickly when Larson shifted his focus from the saved child