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“Gulf of America” Renamed “Gulf of Native America” by National Congress of American Indians

America renamed it once. Native tribes rename it back. Welcome to the Gulf of Native America.

Memes

“Honey, I Would Make Love to You All the Time, If Only You were ‘other women'”.

God’s Approval Rating Hits Lowest in 1200 Years; Humanity Suspects Infidelity With a Younger, More Attractive Galaxy

With God’s approval rating tanking to a record-low 36%, humanity is reeling from what many are calling “a toxic, one-sided relationship.” Disillusioned believers are accusing the Almighty of emotionally ghosting Earth to focus on “some newer, shinier galaxy.”

Quantum Computer Decodes God’s Mysterious Ways, Explains Why Some Children Die Painful, Horrific Deaths

God no longer works in mysterious ways…Nasa scientists used a quantum computer to find for patterns in the extreme catastrophes throughout human history.

‘Almost a Hero’ Awards

Because it’s time to recognize ‘almost’ heroic For Demonstrating Sufficient Interest in Doing the Right Thing, But Not Enough to Be Heroic Heroes are often […]

Husband’s Terminal Illness Restores Spark as Couple Realize This Could Be Their Last Argument

In a heartwarming twist on tragedy, local couple Mark and Susan Jacobs have found new life in their marriage, sparked by what could very well be their final argument.