Man Briefly Hailed as Hero
Ofelia Uppen-Downe Winner #1 of SKOD's new 'Almost a Hero' award went to Greg Larson of Peoria, IL. Larson was a hero for a few minutes before he opened his mouth and…
Ofelia Uppen-Downe
Trump Prompts ChatGPT For Full List Of Sex Crimes Covered By Presidential Immunity
Typing the word "HYPOTHETICALLY" 247 in all caps, Donald Trump turned to ChatGPT this week to clarify whether presidential immunity covers “misunderstood hugs” and other hypothetical sex crimes. The short…
Unearthed Scrolls Reveal Mother Mary Wanted a Girl; Furious Only Boys Chosen for History’s Brutal, Public Crucifixions
Mary believed girls were equally capable of screaming in agony during a horric, bloody crucifixion, and would dress more fashionally for such an important historic event. The short URL of…
Association of Black Women Entrepreneurs Inspires Aspiring White Men to Form Their Own Alliance
A group has announced they are the first association of white male entrepreneurs ever formed in the country, crediting the Association of Black Women Entrepreneurs for their inspiration. The short…
Study Determines What Girls Mean Whey They Say They Just Want to Have “Fun”
A University of Utah study sent shockwaves through the local Mormon community shortly after its publication. The short URL of the present article is: https://somekindofdiaper.com/1o6q
Glamour Magazine for Dogs Creates Scandal With New “Scratch & Sniff a Bitch Scenterfold”
La Canine, the glamour magazine loved by dogs all over the world, is struggling with a PR crisis after introducing a "Scenterfold" for "scratching and sniffing fine bitches". The short…
Poll: Why Does Melania Trump Always Looks Like She’s Been Crying?
Take the poll now, or submit your own explanation. The short URL of the present article is: https://somekindofdiaper.com/1ax0
Whistleblower Alleges Military Has Alien Sex Toys Millions of Years More Advanced Than Ours & Public Has a Right to Play With Them Too
David Grusch testified to Congress for a third time about a massive government UAP cover-up that includes sex toys so advanced they operate on physics we haven't even discovered. The…