Because you’re sophisticated, modern, and discerning.
Ofelia Uppen-Downe Volume One – Le Canine Magazine for the Sophisticated, Modern Dog
Ofelia Uppen-Downe
Whistleblower Alleges Government’s “UFO” Report Omits Inter-Galactic Sex Trafficking
Lizard alients are particularly horny, their sex toys use technology that makes them “fucking incredible” Aliens are here and the government has no intention of coming clean. That’s the claim…
Scientists Detect “Extremely Loud and Offensive” Radio Signal From Nearby Star; Send Even More Offensive Message Back
A team known as “The Breakthrough Listen Astronomers” discovered a radio signal emanating from the direction of Proxima Centauri, the closest star to our sun, just 4.2 light-years away and…
As Hospital Beds Run Low, Speculation of AirBnB Solution Leaks
As the pandemic hits record numbers all over the US, hospitals have sounded the alarms, warning politicians and the public that, unless preventative measures are put into place immediately, hospital…
Forget Riding For Dollars, Fund Raisers Hit Big With Porn-Style Money-Shots-For-Mom Dollars
This new makeup has redefined what we thought was possible in a money shot....we call it "money nuclear".