Black Man Abducted & Beaten by Aliens. Local Police “In Awe” of Sophisticated Alien Beating
Jim Davis, a 38 year old black man from Albany, NY was allegedly abducted and beaten by aliens sometime early…
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Lottery Winner Inspires Others, “If I Can Beat the Odds, Anyone Can!”
She was just a farmer’s daughter with an 8th grade education. “Everyone told me I was going nowhere…look how wrong they were,” she said.
Quantum Computer Decodes God’s Mysterious Ways, Predicts Which Children Will Die Horrific Deaths
NASA scientists fed a quantum computer “the entire historic health and cause of death records” for humanity. The computer found patterns that enable it to predict which kids will die next, NASA said.
Statistician Charles Murray’s Data Remains Racist Despite Protests
For 25 years, “The Bell Curve” author Charles Murray has repeatedly presented the same racist and sexist data sets to…
Four Surprising Things You Don’t Know About Teen Jesus
Four surprising things most people don’t know about Jesus as a teenager.
Japanese Firms Discover Competitive Edge: Require Men Masturbate Before Work
Companies Reporting Revenue Increases Up to 20%, 90% Fewer Sexual Harassment Cases
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WD-40 to Make Feminine Lubrication for Elderly “Most Difficult Cases”
116 year-old Ma-Huang accepted WD-40’s “What’s Left of Your Life-Time Supply Award” to promote the latest new application for WD-40: feminine dryness.