Public Floods Police with “River” of Alibis for Sexy Killer
Report you alibi here! Sightings of the dashing suspect are reported from San Diego to Boston… Alibis Pouring In… All…
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Millions of New Yorkers Dress as Healthcare CEO’s Killer, Flood Tip Line With Reports of… Each Other
Some decoys actually resembled the real suspect. Anyone who read the tens of thousands of comments under each and every…
Dyslexic Man Found Not Guilty of Date Rape, Citing “No Means On”
After deliberating for 12 minutes, the jury in Seattle, WA returned a no guilty verdict. “We are happy to see…
Black Man with Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome Ejaculates 12 Times During Rough Police Beating
Luther Kennedy, a 48 year old black man living in Corpus Christi, became another expense for tax-payers when he suffered 12 orgasms while being beaten and choke-holded by police officers during a routine traffic stop yesterday.