Local resident Derek Harmon was officially recognized as “Almost a Hero” after making almost enough of an effort to catch a purse snatcher.
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Judge Upholds Female Firefighters’ Right to “Not Go Out in Public Looking Like This”
“I can’t go out in public looking like this” is a valid reason for a female firefighter to need additional time arriving onsite at a fire, court rules.
Lottery Winner Inspires Others, “If I Can Beat the Odds, Anyone Can!”
She was just a farmer’s daughter with an 8th grade education. “Everyone told me I was going nowhere…look how wrong they were,” she said.
Hackers Deface Christian Billboards in Bible Country
Police are investigating the hacking of Christian billboards along I-5 that caused several cars to go off the road. Police have asked anyone with tips […]
Seattle Ex-Heroin Addict Says Kicking Favorite Donuts “Twice as Tough”
It started with Lemon Poppy Seed Donuts When he was desperate for a heroin fix, “Jacob” (not real name) would go to Seattle’s Mighty O […]
‘Make a Wish Foundation’ Blames Seattle Nurse For Causing ‘Yet Another’ Boy’s Wish to ‘Not Die a Virgin’
“It’s so cute how he sexually harasses me,” Nurse Carmella Marquez, a Capitol Hill resident, told our photographer as our news crew showed up to […]
Capitol Hill “Street Throne” Appears Again at Summit & Olive Triggering Customary Performance Art
Street Throne Appears Again The infamous and mysterious “Capitol Hill Street Throne” appeared again this week at the top of another Capitol Hill incline, triggering […]