La Canine, the glamour magazine loved by dogs all over the world, is struggling with a PR crisis after introducing a “Scenterfold” for “scratching and sniffing fine bitches”.
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Le Canine, Jan 2022: Existential Issue
Existential Issue: Are We Stuck in Here & Now Forever

NASA’s $2.7B “Perseverance” Rover Finds “Totally Disgusting” Microbial Life on Mars
Bacteria Commonly Found in Public Bathrooms is First Extraterrestrial Life Found, Space Agency Admits NASA’s Mars rover cost $2.7B After spending “you don’t want to know how much” of tax-payers’ money sending a sophisticated probe to Mars, NASA announced in an email that the Perseverance probe found only simple organic molecules that, at best, raise […]

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