Roy Moore: Alabama Senator and Fashion Trend-Setter Call him a pervert, pedophile, creep, or whatever else you want to sling at him and you’ll be […]
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Koko the Sign-Language Gorilla Joins “Me Too” Movement With Allegations of Sexual Assault
Koko, the gorilla famous for her sign communication skills and her relationship with comedian Robin Williams, joined the “me too” movement yesterday by announcing that she, too, had been sexually assaulted “three times last night and twice this morning” by a banana.
In Epic Wave of Brevity, Sexually Desirable Women Call Out Harassers
In response, men say they have turned their attention to less attractive and more willing women
Loud Country Music Forces Hotel Guest to Go Ballistic
It began with a few hotel guests calling the lobby to complain about loud country music and ended in a bloody massacre with at least […]
Black Man Abducted & Beaten by Aliens. Local Police “In Awe” of Sophisticated Alien Beating
Jim Davis, a 38 year old black man from Albany, NY was allegedly abducted and beaten by aliens sometime early Saturday morning. The aliens beat […]
Lottery Winner Inspires Others, “If I Can Beat the Odds, Anyone Can!”
She was just a farmer’s daughter with an 8th grade education. “Everyone told me I was going nowhere…look how wrong they were,” she said.
Quantum Computer Decodes God’s Mysterious Ways, Predicts Which Children Will Die Horrific Deaths
NASA scientists fed a quantum computer “the entire historic health and cause of death records” for humanity. The computer found patterns that enable it to predict which kids will die next, NASA said.