Last Friday the federal government announced the gender pay gap hit 1.5%, the smallest pay difference between men and women since 1899, the year records started being kept. “We’ve been fighting for equal pay for about 120 years – at some point you’ve got to expect men to start pushing back. Women want what is […]
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Alabama Senator’s Adorable Outfit Came With Matching Pistol
Roy Moore: Alabama Senator and Fashion Trend-Setter Call him a pervert, pedophile, creep, or whatever else you want to sling at him and you’ll be only at the tip of the iceberg. Roy Moore is so much more to his followers. Not his political fans, of which Moore has many, but his fashion fans – […]

Loud Country Music Forces Hotel Guest to Go Ballistic
It began with a few hotel guests calling the lobby to complain about loud country music and ended in a bloody massacre with at least fifty dead and more than 500 wounded. “Unfortunately, it took automated weapons and fifty lives to put an end to the intolerable country music,” said Blake Gibbons of Los Angeles, […]

Mild & Extreme Christian Terrorist Groups Compete for Media Attention with Planned Parenthood Attacks
With a long and glorious tradition of terror in the US, the many Extreme Christian Terrorist groups (such as the Army of God) are able to boast more US terrorist killings than any other group in the world, aside from September 11, 2001. But now they are getting a run for their money from mild […]

Police Exceed African American Hiring Quotas With Unexpected Canine Training Jobs
Police departments nationwide over-delivered on the equal opportunity hiring quota with thousands of new jobs unexpectedly in canine divisions.

Heavy Menstruation, Not Activism, Caused Rosa Parks’ Famous Refusal to Surrender Bus Seat, Constroversial Study Finds
Long considered “the mother of the freedom movement” for her refusal to give up her seat in the “colored section” of a bus to a white passenger, Rosa Parks may not have been battling not racism, but acute menstruation, researchers at Troy University announced earlier this year.