With God’s approval rating tanking to a record-low 36%, humanity is reeling from what many are calling “a toxic, one-sided relationship.” Disillusioned believers are accusing the Almighty of emotionally ghosting Earth to focus on “some newer, shinier galaxy.”
Category: Religion
Quantum Computer Decodes God’s Mysterious Ways, Explains Why Some Children Die Painful, Horrific Deaths
God no longer works in mysterious ways…Nasa scientists used a quantum computer to find for patterns in the extreme catastrophes throughout human history.
Unearthed Scrolls Reveal Mother Mary Wanted a Girl; Furious Only Boys Chosen for History’s Brutal, Public Crucifixions
Mary believed girls were equally capable of screaming in agony during a horric, bloody crucifixion, and would dress more fashionally for such an important historic event.
Alabama Senator’s Adorable Outfit Came With Matching Pistol
Roy Moore: Alabama Senator and Fashion Trend-Setter Call him a pervert, pedophile, creep, or whatever else you want to sling at him and you’ll be […]
Lottery Winner Inspires Others, “If I Can Beat the Odds, Anyone Can!”
She was just a farmer’s daughter with an 8th grade education. “Everyone told me I was going nowhere…look how wrong they were,” she said.
Quantum Computer Decodes God’s Mysterious Ways, Predicts Which Children Will Die Horrific Deaths
NASA scientists fed a quantum computer “the entire historic health and cause of death records” for humanity. The computer found patterns that enable it to predict which kids will die next, NASA said.
Four Surprising Things You Don’t Know About Teen Jesus
Four surprising things most people don’t know about Jesus as a teenager.