God no longer works in mysterious ways…Nasa scientists used a quantum computer to find for patterns in the extreme catastrophes throughout human history.
Category: Science & Technology
AI Breakthrough: ChatGPT to Get Artificial Libido, Researchers Eye Artificial Temper Next
Scientists at OpenAI have announced that ChatGPT will soon have an artificial libido, claiming it will bring a “human-like enthusiasm” to conversations.
Study Determines What Girls Mean Whey They Say They Just Want to Have “Fun”
A University of Utah study sent shockwaves through the local Mormon community shortly after its publication.
Whistleblower Alleges Military Has Alien Sex Toys Millions of Years More Advanced Than Ours & Public Has a Right to Play With Them Too
David Grusch testified to Congress for a third time about a massive government UAP cover-up that includes sex toys so advanced they operate on physics we haven’t even discovered.
FBI Says New Jersey Drones Sent By Aliens Looking for “Where that Goddamned Smell Comes From”
What could drones find so interesting about New Jersey? The public and officials try to solve the mystery.
NASA’s $2.7B “Perseverance” Rover Finds “Totally Disgusting” Microbial Life on Mars
Bacteria Commonly Found in Public Bathrooms is First Extraterrestrial Life Found, Space Agency Admits NASA’s Mars rover cost $2.7B After spending “you don’t want to […]
Whistleblower Alleges Government’s “UFO” Report Omits Inter-Galactic Sex Trafficking
Lizard alients are particularly horny, their sex toys use technology that makes them “fucking incredible” Aliens are here and the government has no intention of […]
Scientists Detect “Extremely Loud and Offensive” Radio Signal From Nearby Star; Send Even More Offensive Message Back
A team known as “The Breakthrough Listen Astronomers” discovered a radio signal emanating from the direction of Proxima Centauri, the closest star to our sun, […]