Category: Science & Technology
Grandma Vs. Technology: Photo & Caption Contest
Do you have photos of the elderly struggling or misusing technology? Or do you just want to submit a funny caption on other people’s photos? Go for it. To enter a caption, click on the photo – comment boxes are on each image’s standalone page. Enter your caption contest submission in the comment boxes – […]
“Digital Down Syndrome” Is An Elderly Epidemic With Treatment Options – So Why Don’t We Use Them?
It’s the most common syndrome among elderly, affecting 94% of the 65+ population. We’ve all seen it and, to varying degrees, we’ve all been affected by it: technology-specific elderly mental retardation. There are very effective treatments for the syndrome, so…why are we never using them?
Bullying Best Exercise for Obese Children, Might Even Save Lives, Study Finds
In January 2020, 212 pediatricians of bullied and overweight children began reporting data anonymously to a University of Berlin graduate student as part of a study on bullying’s effects on the health of overweight children. The doctors were eager for the results of the study, as they long suspected results that no one else saw […]
Lottery Winner Inspires Others, “If I Can Beat the Odds, Anyone Can!”
She was just a farmer’s daughter with an 8th grade education. “Everyone told me I was going nowhere…look how wrong they were,” she said.
Quantum Computer Decodes God’s Mysterious Ways, Predicts Which Children Will Die Horrific Deaths
NASA scientists fed a quantum computer “the entire historic health and cause of death records” for humanity. The computer found patterns that enable it to predict which kids will die next, NASA said.
WD-40 to Make Feminine Lubrication for Elderly “Most Difficult Cases”
116 year-old Ma-Huang accepted WD-40’s “What’s Left of Your Life-Time Supply Award” to promote the latest new application for WD-40: feminine dryness.
NASA Celebrates Exciting Discovery of Female Employee Worthy of Male Salary
NASA took its first giant step forward for “womankind” by announcing it had finally found a female employee qualified for male compensation.