In a heartwarming twist on tragedy, local couple Mark and Susan Jacobs have found new life in their marriage, sparked by what could very well be their final argument.
Category: Sex & Love
AI Breakthrough: ChatGPT to Get Artificial Libido, Researchers Eye Artificial Temper Next
Scientists at OpenAI have announced that ChatGPT will soon have an artificial libido, claiming it will bring a “human-like enthusiasm” to conversations.
Study Determines What Girls Mean Whey They Say They Just Want to Have “Fun”
A University of Utah study sent shockwaves through the local Mormon community shortly after its publication.
Shame & Dishonor Brutalize China After US Cell Hack Exposes Enormous American Dick Pics
BEIJING—What began as the most ambitious cyberattack in Chinese history has ended in a national catastrophe of unprecedented proportions. Hackers from Beijing’s elite “Salt Typhoon” cyber-espionage unit infiltrated nearly all U.S. mobile carriers, hoping to unearth state secrets. Instead, they stumbled upon something far more staggering: a trove of American men’s unsolicited, enormous dick pics.
Whistleblower Alleges Government’s “UFO” Report Omits Inter-Galactic Sex Trafficking
Lizard alients are particularly horny, their sex toys use technology that makes them “fucking incredible” Aliens are here and the government has no intention of coming clean. That’s the claim of an anonymous government whistleblower. Additionally, the aliens are reptilian, and they have been abducting large numbers of reptiles from Earth to have sex with. […]