In a heartwarming twist on tragedy, local couple Mark and Susan Jacobs have found new life in their marriage, sparked by what could very well be their final argument.
Category: Sex & Love
AI Breakthrough: ChatGPT to Get Artificial Libido, Researchers Eye Artificial Temper Next
Scientists at OpenAI have announced that ChatGPT will soon have an artificial libido, claiming it will bring a “human-like enthusiasm” to conversations.
Study Determines What Girls Mean Whey They Say They Just Want to Have “Fun”
A University of Utah study sent shockwaves through the local Mormon community shortly after its publication.
Shame & Dishonor Brutalize China After US Cell Hack Exposes Enormous American Dick Pics
BEIJING—What began as the most ambitious cyberattack in Chinese history has ended in a national catastrophe of unprecedented proportions. Hackers from Beijing’s elite “Salt Typhoon” cyber-espionage unit infiltrated nearly all U.S. mobile carriers, hoping to unearth state secrets. Instead, they stumbled upon something far more staggering: a trove of American men’s unsolicited, enormous dick pics.
Whistleblower Alleges Government’s “UFO” Report Omits Inter-Galactic Sex Trafficking
Lizard alients are particularly horny, their sex toys use technology that makes them “fucking incredible” Aliens are here and the government has no intention of […]