Dyslexic Man Found Not Guilty of Date Rape, Citing “No Means On”

Ofelia Uppen-Downe0
No Means "On" to the dyslexic
No Means “On” to the dyslexic

After deliberating for 12 minutes, the jury in Seattle, WA returned a no guilty verdict.

“We are happy to see society take a step forward understanding the challenges that dyslexic people face in ordinary, day to day situations,” the man’s lawyer said.

When asked for comment, the “victim” said, “Jesus Christ, I was yelling ‘no’! How can you confuse that?”.

Stop sign outside of the Bennington School for the Dyslexic
After the verdict, a dyslexic stop sign was placed outside the court house to assure safe passage for the innocent man.
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Ofelia Uppen-Downe

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