Judge Upholds Female Firefighters’ Right to “Not Go Out in Public Looking Like This”
"I can't go out in public looking like this" is a valid reason for a female firefighter to need additional time arriving onsite at a fire, court rules.
Ofelia Uppen-Downe Le Canine, Jan 2022: Existential Issue
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NASA’s $2.7B “Perseverance” Rover Only Finds Building Blocks For “Unexciting and Disgusting” Microbial Life on Mars
Public Bathrooms Could Have Offered Far More Microbial Diversity For $5 of Lab Supplies, Space Agency Admits NASA’s Mars rover cost $2.7B After spending “you don’t want to know how…
Methamphetamine-Fed Trees May Remove Enough Atmospheric CO2 to Reverse Climate Change, Cartel Study Finds
A cartel-produced, peer-reviewed study published in this month’s Cartel Science Magazine found that trees fed a soluble methamphetamine based food source metabolized – and consequently eliminated from the atmosphere –…
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