Millions of New Yorkers Dress as Healthcare CEO’s Killer, Flood Tip Line With Reports of… Each Other
Some decoys actually resembled the real suspect. Anyone who read the tens of thousands of comments under each and every…
Hitler’s Ghost ‘Gobsmacked’ by Trump’s Admiration, Say Hundreds of Psychics
Hitler’s Ghost Was Adorable: Giggling, Blushing Like a Schoolgirl Meeting Her First Crush In an unexpected twist from beyond the…
Judge Upholds Female Firefighters’ Right to “Not Go Out in Public Looking Like This”
“I can’t go out in public looking like this” is a valid reason for a female firefighter to need additional time arriving onsite at a fire, court rules.
Le Canine, Jan 2022: Existential Issue
Existential Issue: Are We Stuck in Here & Now Forever
NASA’s $2.7B “Perseverance” Rover Finds “Totally Disgusting” Microbial Life on Mars
Bacteria Commonly Found in Public Bathrooms is First Extraterrestrial Life Found, Space Agency Admits NASA’s Mars rover cost $2.7B After…
Methamphetamine-Fed Trees May Remove Enough Atmospheric CO2 to Reverse Climate Change, Cartel Study Finds
A cartel-produced, peer-reviewed study published in this month’s Cartel Science Magazine found that trees fed a soluble methamphetamine based food…
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Whistleblower Alleges Government’s “UFO” Report Omits Inter-Galactic Sex Trafficking
Lizard alients are particularly horny, their sex toys use technology that makes them “fucking incredible” Aliens are here and the…