Rudolph’s “shiny red nose” wasn’t magic—it was a chronic nosebleed from years of cocaine abuse. As the fallout from Santa’s death continues, the truth about the reindeer team’s dark addiction-fueled history is coming to light. Rehab stalls, bloody snow, and 38 toots a day—this Christmas is far from jolly.
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Methamphetamine-Fed Trees May Remove Enough Atmospheric CO2 to Reverse Climate Change, Cartel Study Finds
A cartel-produced, peer-reviewed study published in this month’s Cartel Science Magazine found that trees fed a soluble methamphetamine based food source metabolized – and consequently eliminated from the atmosphere – 50-110% more carbon dioxide (CO2), a greenhouse gas implicated as a primary driver of climate change, than trees in the control group fed a normal […]