NASA’s $2.7B “Perseverance” Rover Finds “Totally Disgusting” Microbial Life on Mars
Bacteria Commonly Found in Public Bathrooms is First Extraterrestrial Life Found, Space Agency Admits NASA’s Mars rover cost $2.7B After…
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Scientists Detect “Extremely Loud and Offensive” Radio Signal From Nearby Star; Send Even More Offensive Message Back
A team known as “The Breakthrough Listen Astronomers” discovered a radio signal emanating from the direction of Proxima Centauri, the…
NASA Celebrates Exciting Discovery of Female Employee Worthy of Male Salary
NASA took its first giant step forward for “womankind” by announcing it had finally found a female employee qualified for male compensation.