Any male teenager knows what it feels like when horniness overtakes you, and becomes an obsession that follows all day and right into your dreams. While men’s sex drive tapers as they age, the battle of the mind and libido continues, negatively affecting male behavior and productivity.
Japanese firms believe they have a solution that can change the world
“But as teenagers become adults, there is one thing that stays the same: gender,” said Suzuki HR Director Akio Wakmeo. “It’s fairly safe to assume that all the bloody wars, scalpings, fighting, torture and overall violent rampages we’ve seen throughout history were done by men, and this is our way of mitigating the impact of testosterone in the world.”
“I love the policy because I always felt guilty doing it in the bathroom before, and now I get paid for it!”
Longitudinal Reporting Indicators Are All Up; Benefits Keep Coming
Japanese companies all report excellent results with the masturbation requirement. Employee productivity has increased 35%, while sexual harassment incidents have dropped 90%.
One employee we spoke with who refused to give his name said, “I love the policy because I always felt guilty doing it in the bathroom before, and now I get paid for it!”
What about the transgender? What do they do?